15 things

Fifteen things about Mike is an article about a pro skater named Mike Carroll. I dont know who he is but skateboarder magazine must think hes pretty good because he's mentioned on the front cover. Mike's first pro board featured Calvin from Bill Waters comic strip. He finds lots of food "weird" and didn't eat his first piece of sushi until he was 29 years old. Mike entered his first pro contest at age twelve and "packed" very badly, which means fell. He smashed face first into the ground. The article was so lame that it even felt it needed to mention Mike's habits with boogers.